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Ooooor when I was a kid I'd always put it on during christmas time because it was both A) Not claymation Rudolph again for the third time this month, and B) it DOES take place at a cristmas party so I could count it. Also Gremlins and Nightmare Before Christmas both got halloween time plays and christmas time plays, sue me.
They always complained like you, actually. Very closed minded people unwilling to break from established traditions to form new ones that they otherwise may enjoy without being needlessly judgemental. You'd probably get along!
And here you are being a run-of-the-mill asshole on the internet
It's ok, you don't have to be scared to be different. Cut loose with a good christmas movie, I reccomend Rambo: First Blood.