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I know what you're doing! (startrek.website)
submitted 11 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world
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[–] PugJesus@kbin.social 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"HURP. HURP. HURP. HURP."

"OH JESUS CHRIST NO NO NO INTO THE KITCHEN PLEASE"

[–] Alteon@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago (2 children)

We've got a husky that views this as a "middle of the night" snack. He hears that "Hurp, Hurp" sound and IMMEDIATELY runs over to where the cat is. Full run at 2am He wants to be the first to savor the delicious hair sausage.

[–] TheCrispyDud@kbin.social 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Well the phrase hair sausage is going on the list of fucking awful now.

[–] aksdb@feddit.de 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Where was that phrase before?

[–] TheCrispyDud@kbin.social 9 points 11 months ago

Thankfully nowhere near me until today.

[–] vaquedoso@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago

What a terrible day to have eyes