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[–] havokdj@lemmy.world 27 points 11 months ago (6 children)

hundreds

Either he didn't actually play mw3 a lot or he was terrible at it.

[–] Destraight@lemm.ee 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It's because the story is fake

[–] Buffaloaf@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

A bunch of coworkers got drunk, played truth or dare, and someone asked him his body count? Yeah, that's the kind of scenario a 15 year old would make up.

[–] Chobbes@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That’s not necessarily as far fetched as you would hope…

[–] Crashumbc@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

NO ONE and I mean NO ONE plays truth or dare with coworkers. That's like an, I won the lotto, type chance of happing.

[–] TacoNissan@lemmy.zip 0 points 11 months ago

It happened to me on 3rd shift at a grocery store, where every employee was 18-24. A girl in my department a year older than me would flirt hard.

[–] Barbarian@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago

Third option: he's just bad at instantly making an estimation

[–] DrunkenSquirrel@feddit.de 5 points 11 months ago

Or, he really got into bed with all the mothers he insulted.

[–] Advocado@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Probably the latter.. but you know what? He's Alex, and as with so many other things, he just doesn't care.

[–] emptiestplace@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago

...or the whole thing was made up, because who would just assume a specific game?

[–] TORFdot0@lemmy.world 0 points 11 months ago (2 children)

MW3 didn’t come out 13 years ago, it came out 12 years ago so he wasn’t 10 either!

The fact that I now feel ancient because MW3 was an adults game they played a lot at 10 beside. This post has big clueless zoomer energy.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'd say that playing "adults game" as an underage because actual adults don't care and make no difference between child quests and bloody shooters is very relatable. Maybe today things are different because of all the people trying to blame all violence on videogames but I think it still is the same at least in some families.

[–] TORFdot0@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think i miscommunicated my point.

I could care less that a 10 year old played MW3. I’m just shocked that so much time has passed that someone who is an adult now played that game at 10 years old because I was 20 when the game came out.

[–] sukhmel@programming.dev 3 points 11 months ago

Ah, thanks for elaborating, to that I can also relate, unfortunately 😅

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Actually it came out like a month ago.

[–] Shapillon@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Actually the world was created last thursday.