the_dunk_tank
It's the dunk tank.
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I'm certain he thinks that.
Imagine somebody replied to him with this link to a Wikipedia section and they gave him a ~200 word baby brain summary so he doesn't have to strain his baby noggin with big words and context and too much information.
He couldn't understand. There's no way to get him to understand.
How can a fruit company be powerful? They just sell fruit!
He can't fathom that countries like the US historically and still routinely bully weaker countries and powerful entities allied with US interests benefit greatly. Sometimes it's fruit and other times it might even literally be "digging up minerals".
actually sweaty bananas aren't a mineral so i'm right
Back to the banana mines with you
Drat. It's too late now but I all I need to do was mention two words "conflict minerals".
aktshually bananas contain minerals such as potassium. I have pwned you with facts and logic
Good for preventing muscle cramps.