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Bit Idea: Deathbed conversion to Zoroastrianism so they have to feed me to the vultures.
Wait, that's a zoroastrian thing? I can force them to let me get eaten?
Yeah, Zoroastrians practice sky burials, where the bodies are placed on platforms for vultures, who are thought to be messengers from heaven. Joking aside, I think it's a pretty cool and ecologically conscious way to go and I wish it was more common.
If I could a sky burial is how I'd like to be disposed of, but unfortunately both the law and my family are opposed to this idea and I'll be too dead to argue with them. Next best thing would be a natural burial with a tree planted over me, I can't think of a better grave marker than that
If everyone did that there'd be trees everywhere total chaos
That would be based though