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Miscommunication (startrek.website)

submitted 11 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/funny@lemmy.world

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[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 8 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I invent an elaborate language around smells and my farts become my voice as a combination of musk and vibrations where the scent and timbre of my fart mean different things depending on the context.

This is the only way.

[–] Fredselfish@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

Dude read book base on an alien race that used smells as a language. Called Agent to The Stars.

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Also insensible to smell

[–] whoisearth@lemmy.ca 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

YOU CAN'T CHANGE THE RULES!

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I TOTALLY just heard Snake the felon on The Simpsons saying this and it made me laugh

Edit: The goalposts, they are a'movin'

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

You might enjoy "The Androids Dream" by John Scalzi.