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And you better be up at 6:30 to put your towel on a pool chair. We tell you not to do it but do nothing about it. Enjoy!
Of course a German would post this.
Why would you think I'm German?
Because you're using a German Lemmy server?
AND you're complaining about putting towels on pool chairs early in the morning in order to reserve them for the whole day, which is a quintessentially German habit.
Ah the instance. I kind of just stuck there. The second argument would mean I'm not German though, right? Since I don't like it.
Complaining is also a very German habit.
Touché! I'm not German though.
I throw towels. I won't tolerate that sort of silliness. You're not here? I am.
I'm too afraid of confrontation to do that. I wish I could though.