chapotraphouse

"Dude, disconnect your bong! I told you not to buy an Elon Truck!"

"What are you talking about?"

"This morning a guy in LA took a big toke and his lungs caught on fire and he died a horrible death. He was Tiktoking at the time. It went viral."

"That would be a serious quality control issue if in fact—"

"It sounds to me that you need to be deprogrammed."

Fun can come in surprising ways. Select your preferred fart style and target seat. Use your turn signal or press the left scroll wheel when you’re ready to “release” your prank. For those lucky vehicles equipped with a Pedestrian Warning System, you can choose to broadcast externally when your vehicle is parked. But wait-- the fun doesn't stop there! Use the mobile app to conduct remote emissions testing by touching and holding any of the four quick control buttons and selecting the fart button.

God fucking damn it.

I wonder what percentage of Tesla drivers follow this warning.

Warning

Use these features only when Model X is parked. Always pay attention to road and traffic conditions when driving. Using these features while driving is illegal and very dangerous.