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But what if you don't trust yourself?
You don't have to trust yourself not to write malware by accident, just trust that if it's malware it wouldn't run if you wrote it without realizing
i can trust myself to not write malware because i suck too much to do it
You don't have to trust yourself, trust in the me who trusts in you.
Yeah but will you run my program that escalates to admin in order to function?
Then u need therapy, however u r a programmer so u won't ever get rid of the voices, sadly C: