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10 months later bill revisits his spaghetti code. forgets absolutely everything and refuses to elaborate. this wouldn't have happened if Bill forgot to comment on his code (lemmy.world)
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[–] pkill@programming.dev 9 points 11 months ago (3 children)

This is Bill.

Bill doesn't need to minify his code, he names things using a single character even in compiled languages.

Bill is a heckin chad who can guess what the code does merely by looking at types and control flow.

Be like Bill

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

I started coding with TurboBasic. My favorite thing about TB was that you could have variable names of any length but the compiler only used the first two letters - and case insensitive at that. So "Douchebag" and "doorknocker" looked like different variables but were actually the same thing.

[–] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I'm no heckin chad like bill ima soyjak :(

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 1 points 11 months ago

Is the Greek question mark a legal identifier for variable names?