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For those who have ever seen The Big Lebowski, those clear vinyl couch protectors were everywhere in the 60s and 70s. They were ubiquitous and also universally loathed by anyone who had to sit on them, because they stuck to any exposed skin, they generated a lot of static cling, and were just uncomfortable even to sit on. God help you if you were wearing shorts: sit there long enough and getting up is like ripping the skin off the back of your thighs.
This pair of jeans, it's like the couch protectors weren't good enough torture so they put them in the jeans and permastuck them to the wearer's ass.
The MOST uncomfortable sitting surface in history, so they decide to make it even more inescapable, lol. I'd be screaming after three minutes to get them off me.
Excellent farting surface tho
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I'm so glad we're seeing to the REAL issues lol
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