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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
  3. No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.

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[–] Slowy@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

Unfortunately miracle whip is more like a tangy mayonnaise and it has no business in a dessert

[–] evranch@lemmy.ca 12 points 11 months ago

Lol I misread it as cool whip, because who the hell would put miracle whip on that!

Cool whip still sucks compared to whipped cream, but it would still make a decent dessert. Miracle whip though, yuck

[–] asteriskeverything@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

Colored me embarrassed, my culinary ignorance is showing.

Yeah, that unfortunately makes way more gross sense

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

You forgot that miracle whip is Satans anal palp. This message brought to you by several generations of matriachal induced trauma.