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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
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[–] Alter_Id@kbin.social 22 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Midwesterner here. Admittedly, some of these can be... interesting (to be interpreted as passive aggressively as possible). Some can be excellent though. We have a pistachio salad in the family that is a go to, and if I don't control myself I could eat a whole batch.

[–] awnery@lemmy.world 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

please elaborate on pistachio salad. why would you not just eat pistachios?

[–] Alter_Id@kbin.social 21 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

Ingredients include: whipped cream/Cool Whip, pistachio pudding, mini marshmallows, diced pineapple, and of course chopped pistachios. It's obviously more of a dessert/sweet side dish type of thing. Pistachios alone, though delicious, wouldn't fill the same role.

[–] awnery@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

oh no! you're possessed with the cool-whip-marshmallow-and-pineapple contagion! mister tuvok, let us casually discuss this imminent threat!

[–] Alter_Id@kbin.social 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Yes, Captain. The contagion seems to be spreading rapidly. Almost as if people are finding the combination appetizing, and are perpetuating the phenomenon by way of potlucks and recipe sharing.

[–] awnery@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

they've added raisins! and.. and... tangerines!

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

My husband made it for me once. Although he called it "green salad". Unfortunately I couldn't stomache more than one bite because it was insanely sweet.

[–] mateomaui@reddthat.com 1 points 11 months ago

hell yeah, sign me up.