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[โ€“] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 62 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

"Deploy the fully autonomous loitering munition drone!"

"Sir, the drone decided to blow up a kindergarten."

"Not our problem. Submit a bug report to Lockheed Martin."

[โ€“] Agent641@lemmy.world 64 points 11 months ago (1 children)

"Your support ticked was marked as duplicate and closed"

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[โ€“] pivot_root@lemmy.world 33 points 11 months ago

Goes to original ticket:

Status: WONTFIX

"This is working as intended according to specifications."

[โ€“] spirinolas@lemmy.world 17 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

"Your military robots slaughtered that whole city! We need answers! Somebody must take responsibility!"

"Aaw, that really sucks starts rubbing nipples I'll submit a ticket and we'll let you know. If we don't call in 2 weeks...call again and we can go through this over and over until you give up."

"NO! I WANT TO TALK TO YOUR SUPERVISOR NOW"

"Suuure, please hold."

[โ€“] sukhmel@programming.dev 5 points 11 months ago

Nah, too straightforward for a real employee. Also, they would be talking to a phone robot instead that will mever let them talk to a real person.