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[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Excuse me, that's a twunk. You can tell by the muscles and broad shoulders - totally different.

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

He looks like Timothee Chalamet, he's a twink. He'd need to be a handball player to get enough definition to become a twunk, as is dude is all cardio

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

naw, he's totally an ottermode twunk

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I thought otters were just hairy twinks? Fuck my terminology is all outta wack.
Gonna maintain that that tiny Italian boy is a twink tho. If I can throw you around you are not in the hunk spectrum

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Ottermode is a physique thing - muscular but also skinny, no pecs + all abs

Also also he's over 6 feet tall. I will not stand for this twunk erasure!

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Sorry I'm the meterstick of twinks. I toss twinks. If I can toss you, you're a twink, and I can definitely toss that tiny itty bitty Italian

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Egon@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's a burden really. I can't get too strong or suddenly everybody is a twink, but I have to work out or else no one is a twink. I am like Atlas, carrying the world on my shoulder and also sometimes my hips or other parts of my body

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

This is the kind of discourse I log onto Hexbear for.

[–] Egon@hexbear.net 3 points 11 months ago

I'm still mad about the abs=twink argument. Anyone can get abs no matter their muscle definition, it's not a muscle thing.

From the old greentext meme yeah?