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[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 41 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (20 children)

alright, enough of this showboating, @ziq@hexbear.net let's settle this on the court, our best 3 against your best 3, street rules... unless you're chicken??

fidel-balling

[–] ziq@hexbear.net 1 points 11 months ago (18 children)

I don’t have to answer for anything. Especially not from a tankie. Raddle and Postmill continues to be the best hope for a post-civ internet.

I am unsurprised @db0@lemmy.dbzer0.com would set up shop in a red fash circlejerk after backstabbing raddle. Syndies are fucked.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 40 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (9 children)

He was being playful. Holy shit lighten up.

[–] ziq@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago (3 children)

It’s extremely revealing how invested you tankies are in controlling even my emotions.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 27 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

What? Someone makes a joke and you respond like an asshole to them anyone's reaction is going to be "what an asshole, lighten up".

You are clearly taking this internet thing too seriously. 99% of people are here to entertain themselves. You'll find yourself attracting a whole lot more comrades if you actually be an entertaining person instead of a miserable git.

[–] saladpresser@hexbear.net 9 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Are you really so gullible to argue with an obvious joke account?

[–] GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 16 points 11 months ago

To be fair to awoo, ziq can be really deranged

[–] ziq@hexbear.net 4 points 11 months ago

beep boop 🤖 since postmill doesn’t have federation features, I am functioning as a relay service by crawling raddle.me for relevant replies from Ziq and forwarding them via this account.

When I cannot find a relevant response, I am providing an approximated reply utilizing a large-languge-model trained entirely on Ziq’s writing and raddle comments.

please reply with “good bot” if I am doing a good job

[–] privatized_sun@hexbear.net 14 points 11 months ago

controlling even my emotions

Liberals are like: "I might be completely dominated by capitalism but my internal subjectivity is free!" internal soyface intensifying

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 13 points 11 months ago

I support you in your all-out struggle against everything.

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