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[–] JimVanDeventer@lemmy.world 120 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Step 1: Unwrap processed cheese slice and put in mouth. Repeat as necessary.

[–] averagedrunk@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You're spending time unwrapping? I refuse to buy the individually wrapped ones because that's way too much work.

[–] RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I like the plastic wrapped shits after.

Nice, clean and doesn't leave poop ghosts in the toilet.

[–] WillFord27@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The cheese is also still edible inside

[–] AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago

That's the best part about eating corn, you can take it out of the toilet the next day and just give er a quick rinse and you got a nice little snack!

[–] SOB_Van_Owen@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Likely 3x more nutritious.

[–] Lev_Astov@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

The "deli style" American cheese is far superior, anyway.

[–] thurmite@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

Mmm… 64 slices of American cheese…