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Merge then review (programming.dev)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by agilob@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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Move fast and break things.
Merge vulnerabilities.
Double the work.
Merge code without tests.
Anything, but don't let code become stale.

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[–] sirdorius@programming.dev 74 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I really wish LinkedIn would add an anonymous cringe emoji. I would use it on like 90% of the content on that site.

[–] Pregnenolone@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

The best thing you can do with that shithole of a site is ignore it as best as possible. Don’t give them any engagement. They’re no better than rage-baiters on Reddit and TikTok

[–] zalgotext@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago

I wouldn't even do it anonymously if I still had a linked in account