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[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 166 points 11 months ago (8 children)

what did I just read? That woman needs to dump that boy. That boy needs reeducation on basic cleaning.

This gives the same vibes as "I don't wash my privates because it's gay".

[–] LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one 78 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Don't worry, it's r/relationship_advice, so it's entirely made up

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh I know, I spent much too long trying to sneak a plane pun in there...but never had any good ideas take off.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago

Let your dreams take flight and you’ll land a good pun eventually

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 11 months ago

Yeah this is unfunny troll.

[–] lurch@sh.itjust.works 42 points 11 months ago

Well it is a bit gay if you're an army seargent and your privates have the same gender as you.

[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 16 points 11 months ago

This happened to me irl. My cousin said he doesn’t wash his asshole in the shower cus of this. Ignoring the glaring bs, me and my other cousin just told him “wash yah ayse”

[–] rustyfish@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

“I don’t wash my privates because it’s gay“.

Well, it’s literally balls touching so…

[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

True, my balls touch each other... I must be gay...

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

what did I just read? That woman needs to dump that boy. That boy needs reeducation on basic cleaning.

This gives the same vibes as "I don't wash my privates because it's gay".

Ok but why didn't you mention those sweet airplanes?

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Why did you quote the entire comment?

Also I thought about mentioning the airplanes, but couldn't think of any good puns to fit in. Looking at the other comments, they're better at it than me, go read those instead.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I quoted the entire comment because sometimes the context of responses get lost the further down the comment chain they are.

[–] brb@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It just adds clutter to the chain

[–] lorty@lemmy.ml 10 points 11 months ago

Still not as bad as the guy that didn't clean his ass and his gaming chair smelled so bad his girlfriend was begging him to clean it.

[–] Raxiel@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Or dads who refuse to change infants in their care because "peedo"

[–] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

By that logic, mommy shouldn't change the kids either.

[–] MashedTech@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago

Yeah, touching your cock is gay. When I pee, I just fling my dick around with the gyration from my hips so I don't touch my dick, otherwise my roommate will come over me in the bathroom and start screaming "GAYYYYYYYY". I can not stand the shame I will feel, the looks from neighbors. My peers will look me in the eyes I will see it in their eyes, their disapproval. Rainbows will rain from the sky and the ground will cry blood because I am gay. That's why I will never ever ever tough my dick, worst case is the shower, I use chopsticks when I need to clean it. When I walk, I walk with my hands behind my back so I can keep a safe distance from my dick and have an object between them.