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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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$184K for your very own "bar" and heart shaped hot tub

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[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 55 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

It feels.like there's a few tales to be told about that place.

For starters it looks like a house has been put on top of another house.

Then a few rooms look like they were fitted out for animals, possibly primates.

Then the rest of the house has the feel of a cheap porn venue.

All selling points as far as I'm concerned, although it might need a scrub down with bleach.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It looks like a house that has held more than one person prisoner.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Possibly with their consent. Is this horny jail?

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We must be looking at different houses. I'm seeing rape dungeon, you're seeing party pad. Hmm.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 12 points 1 year ago

You say potato I say potahto.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Then a few rooms look like they were fitted out for animals

That was my thought as well: "that's quite the cat tree"...

"Wait, the whole house is a cat tree? "

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 3 points 1 year ago

And the scale suggests they'd be big cats. I suppose the lingering odour of lion urine would keep most wildlife away (also people).

[–] Maeve@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That gives it the air of professionalism it doesn't deserve. It's just a place folks can get freaky on film.

[–] Maeve@kbin.social -1 points 1 year ago

It still sells. The house? Not so much?