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Mike Johnson Admits He and His Son Monitor Each Other's Porn Intake in Resurfaced Video (www.rollingstone.com)
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[–] Imbrex@lemmy.world 158 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wtf how is the onion supposed to keep up with this shit

[–] Neato@kbin.social 50 points 1 year ago (2 children)

By waiting until people are used to their shit and posting completely normal stories about them. No one would believe them.

[–] pete_the_cat@lemmy.world 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Republican has a change of heart when their 12 year old daughter gets pregnant, now supports abortion. "

[–] SomeoneSomewhere@lemmy.nz 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

No, I think that one's fairly common. So is just "Republican gets pregnant, now supports abortion - but only for her specific circumstances".

[–] runner_g@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 year ago

The only moral abortion is my abortion

A long read but relevant just as much today as it was 23 years ago when published.

[–] BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

"Rules for thee but not for me"