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Be an underpaid babysitter for a rich fuck! (lemmy.ml)

submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by frippa@lemmy.ml to c/linkedinlunatics@sh.itjust.works

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Seriously, "Ensure the CEO sleeps before a certain time"

With all those skills, tasks and resposabilites they're asking for a fucking full-stack babysitter...

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[–] Rooty@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

            
              Ensure that the CEO is burped after every meal.
Make a nappy check on CEO every half hour and change accordingly.
Provide the entertainment in the form of peek-a-boo and "got your nose" games.
Put CEO in bed ahead of schedule in the case of late evening temper tantrums.