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Are you actually horny or do you just need a shit and it's pressing on your prostate? (lemmy.world)

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Sorry didn't know where to post this and it's been heavy on my mind.

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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago

Today I jerked off and some semen touched my nipple so guys is my nipple gay?

[-] RogueBanana@lemmy.zip 10 points 10 months ago

Do you shoot out like a fountain? How did it touch your nipple mate... Nvm don't bother

[-] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 7 points 10 months ago

I've shot it over my head before....

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

It’s been a couple days and I clenched really hard before I jizzed.

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