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You guys don't just unzip and release the snake?
Doesn't work well when you gotta poop.
You don't just unzip the back zipper and release the stinky snake?
Back zipper? You're not wearing a kilt and just letting fall out on the street?
Not with that attitude.
On Lemmy, we hold our poop for 3 days.
Nah the release of pressure from my belt lets my bladder know it's go time ๐
Girls wear belts, too
Pants unbuttoned. Zipper down, belt buckled. Best of all worlds. Belt holds the pants up and you have enough room to really get at it
Yes but I have to catch it with my hands otherwise it falls on the floor and cracks the tile.
You do both