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Showerthoughts

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[–] BettyWhiteInHD@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (6 children)

You guys don't just unzip and release the snake?

[–] boeman@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Doesn't work well when you gotta poop.

[–] BettyWhiteInHD@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You don't just unzip the back zipper and release the stinky snake?

[–] HikingVet@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 years ago

Back zipper? You're not wearing a kilt and just letting fall out on the street?

[–] lobo@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Not with that attitude.

[–] phoneymouse@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

On Lemmy, we hold our poop for 3 days.

[–] VoluptuousGrannies@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Nah the release of pressure from my belt lets my bladder know it's go time 😎

[–] ugh@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

Girls wear belts, too

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Pants unbuttoned. Zipper down, belt buckled. Best of all worlds. Belt holds the pants up and you have enough room to really get at it

[–] mojo@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago
[–] BeezKnuts@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Yes but I have to catch it with my hands otherwise it falls on the floor and cracks the tile.