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You should see what I can do with a pudding cup. (lemmy.world)
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[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you are kissing like you lick a beater, there's a good chance you might be doing it wrong.

[–] atomicorange@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You shouldn’t be trying to taste the back of my molars, honey. Calm down.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah, I love kissing, but I don't want anyone trying to thoroughly clean the insides of my cheeks and the backsides of my teeth. I'd rather just be alone forever.

[–] Resistentialism@feddit.uk 2 points 1 year ago

If, by some miracle, I ever get a girlfriend, and we've been together for ages, and we've got that extreme comfortability, I'm definitely trying this once.