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Would be the best date in existence (startrek.website)
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[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Not sure why the condoms are there though because after that much coke weed and whiskey you won't be able to feel your dick anyway.

Maybe for you rook. If that is good blow you might be thumbing in a gummy, but you'd feel it just fine.

[–] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I don't think those gummy worms are meant for insertion. That could lead to a nasty yeast infection.

[–] Death_Equity@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Worms are meant for the mud hole.

[–] slackassassin@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 year ago

Pushing rope and smoking dope.