the_dunk_tank
It's the dunk tank.
This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.
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Rule 9: if you post ironic rage bait im going to make a personal visit to your house to make sure you never make this mistake again
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Right-wing "humor": "When the FREAK hates us normals for being BETTER THAN IT AND PROUD! We should kill them all for teh lulz! Epic trollz!"
Verdict by society: Not smug
Liberal humor: "When the redneck is in the bread!"
Verdict by society: Fuck you, smug elitist!
Leftist humor: "Ok, imagine a pig that defecated on its enlarged testes."
Verdict by society: IHATEYOUIHATEYOUDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE YOU ARE WORSE THAN THE END OF THE WORLD BECAUSE FOX NEWS SAID SO! DIEDIEDIEDIEDIEDIE!
I don’t remember who said this, but conservatives can’t do comedy because they already believe in their hyperboles. Like “AOC has a meeting with a demonic baby eater after refusing to condemn Biden” is an onion headline, but the same headline is unironically what conservatives believe in, so the article itself is news and validation to them.
i think someone on chapo said that chuds cant tell proper jokes because they just turn into incoherent halfway done