This makes as much sense as "I walked backwards into the office before meeting my caseworker so now my ex-wife owes ME child support"

Speaking of which, it's bad enough that this is insane, but so much worse that, to this person, finding a loophole is more important than aiding the survival of the human being they created.

Wait, there IS one thing worse: the crowds of idiots in this group who will, no doubt, cheer this on.