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[–] Torvum@lemmy.world 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Women will never know the instinctual urge of a man and his need for a good stick. You can walk with them, you can sharpen them into spears, you can have a good thrashing, play with your pet.

The gentleman's utility.

[–] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Actually it's my wife who collects sticks, she sees a nice stick and brings it home intending to turn it into a wand at some point. So, we have a nice box of sticks in the garage, but still no actual wands yet.

[–] jarfil@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

How do you know they're not wands already? Have you tried them out?

[–] Iamdanno@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 1 year ago

that's a very good Point

[–] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One woman never played with sticks in her childhood and now suddenly this post is flooded with "THAT'S WHY ALL WOMEN" and "BOYS ARE JUST SO QUIRKY" comments. Good lord.

Go talk to some women guys, the number of upvotes this comment has is telling a really sad story about the demographics of Lemmy.

[–] Torvum@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You take shit too seriously virgin.

[–] iheartneopets@lemm.ee 0 points 1 year ago

Lmao, whatever you say, misogynist.