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if you're really lucky the stone will be sparkly or transparent or somesuch, in which case not bringing it home is a crime
Apparently, so I've heard, it is an actual crime to bring it home. I have a very nice crime shelf.
it's only a crime if you're convicted
Is that true? Somehow I don't think that's true, lol.
obviously the legal system would disagree, but they can cry themselves to sleep if that's what they want.
you're not going to be recorded as having committed a crime unless you're convicted.