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[โ€“] Ho_Chi_Chungus@hexbear.net 27 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Crimson Gold Apple

"A crabapple in disguise". 31 points, "Horse food" tier

These little shits are glorified crabapples masquerading as edible fruit and should not be tolerated outside of cider production and pretentious baking applications. Each minuscule bite of these filthy monkey cheeks explode with an intense yet somehow dry flavor combination that will make you want to spontaneously vomit. Do not be fooled by this repackaged trash, Crimson Gold is just a misleading name slapped on a swollen testicle.

holy shit i am crying in the break room right now

[โ€“] EmmaGoldman@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

My girlfriend and I have been howling for like half an hour at this site.