Congrats to President Obama for being the #2 poster on Hexbear
Don't ask how this data was tabulated because I don't even know I was searching for something else
this post was submitted on 27 Apr 2023
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The actual list is as follows (I believe it’s ranked by global score)
@SorosFootSoldier - 36515 Comments
@emizeko - 31664 Comments
@MaoistLandlord - 22154 Comments
@UlyssesT - 30587 Comments
@Dirt_Owl - 24311 Comments
@Bunhead - 17679 Comments
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@kristina - 15048 Comments
@Nakoichi - 15500 Comments
@Frank - 20169 Comments
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@SoyViking - 10929 Comments
@zifnab25 - 21219 Comments
@HumanBehaviorByBjork - 14856 Comments
@Grownbravy - 19714 Comments
@Awoo - 11427 Comments
@hexaflexagonbear - 12102 Comments
@Alaskaball - 12040 Comments
@GalaxyBrain - 19629 Comments
@ssjmarx - 11863 Comments
@invalidusernamelol - 16219 Comments
@NephewAlphaBravo - 11483 Comments
@crime - 12478 Comments
@buh - 9787 Comments
@Rem - 14453 Comments
@AnarchaPrincess - 8822 Comments
@WoofWoof91 - 11408 Comments
@Kanna - 13724 Comments
@TankieTanuki - 11343 Comments
@richietozier4 - 16975 Comments
@FlakesBongler - 8327 Comments
@Ram_The_Manparts - 9970 Comments
@AcidSmiley - 8865 Comments
@Beatnik - 10983 Comments
@ScreamoBMO - 10014 Comments
@Mardoniush - 10145 Comments
@Tankiedesantski - 7383 Comments
@happybadger - 8217 Comments
@invo_rt - 8351 Comments
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Congratulations to the true top posters of Hexbear
uhh except this guy @Beatnik - 10983 Comments lol
Beatnik didn't actually do anything, let's be clear.
except having terrible opsec
it was a shame, i went off him a bit towards the end, but i thought he was a pretty cool guy
I didn't get an Omaha steak subscription, so in my eyes he's guilty of everything
Lmao beatnik still being on there is the same energy as the ussr still having records at the Olympics 30+ years later
Facts. The whole “every user is a secret Beatnik alt” thing was a meme for a reason, too. Wasn’t even the only account. Some high quality bits, too.
i need to log the fuck off lmao
in my meagre defence, i have been here since day 2 ;__;
:solidarity:
@SorosFootSoldier :soviet-heart: our number 1 poster :hero-of-socialist-labor:
:rat-salute-2:
100% not surprised. He has always been one of the first to comment on any post I make no matter how stupid and pointless the post and it's always something funny or relevant or insightful or all three.
:fidel-salute-big: A true poster's poster.
:antifa-supersoldier::gold-antifa::soros:
@Dirt_Owl our battle will be LEGENDARY! :knifecat:
:meow-cactus:
:fidel-bat:
:meow-tableflip:
:sweat:
Heh, what's the matter? Getting tired? :no-copyright:
:xi-reactionary-spotted: I HAVE JOINED THE FRAY TO EARN MYSELF THE TITLE OF POWER POSTER
:bird-screm1: What's this?! Oh no!
CHUNGUS BLASTO :xi-gun:
Mfw deafeated by a hamster :bird-screm-2:
:blob-no-thoughts: this is just a list of our longtime users
:sadness: been here since like day 2 and only 3500 something
Same, girl. We need to get in the game! :posting:
Could be worse, i've been here since august 1 2020 and this will be my 560th comment
Also, i have never made a post
ive been around since september of 2020 and i probably only have like 1000 on aggregate given some older posts got wiped so theres always someone slacking harder when it comes to posting
This list comprises like 60% of all Hexbear posts lol. Lurking here seems to be common but come on people I shouldn't be the 10th most prolific poster. I'm a dumbass
:shrug-outta-hecks: im not going to post if i don't feel it meaningfully contributes to the discussion at hand and there's only a handful of topics that i can actually speak with confidence on, most of which aren't within this site's interest areas.
I need to reevaluate my life
Don’t feel too bad. I’m on there twice.
Edit: just realizing how many alts I’ve had. At one point I had 11 at once. This one’s a less active one, less than a month old, and has a couple hundred comments. Very thankful the site can’t give me proper stats on how much I’ve posted.
Still not a poweruser :comfy-cool:
tbh I haven't enjoyed my time on an internet forum like I have this one in many, many years. Y'all keep being cool :soviet-heart:
How the fuck Beatnik still made it to the top lmao
I mean this website was his pet project, pretty sad how it all unfolded.
He's probably still on here on another account
Nah, I like to imagine him like this: https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/CGE3IlM81n.png
BMF was Beatnik all along
Y'all have no idea how much it means to me that I am nowhere close to being on this list.
Grass touchers unite! :unity: