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[-] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 31 points 11 months ago

I’m partial to the theory that Kennedy’s head spontaneously exploded, a rare but not unheard-of phenomenon, and the authorities hurried to find and frame some schmuck for shooting him, because the idea that an assassin could kill the President would lead to far less existential terror and mass panic than the idea that the President’s head could spontaneously explode without explanation, as could anybody else’s.

[-] theodewere@kbin.social 15 points 11 months ago

some thoughts may be hazardous to your skull integrity

[-] agoseris@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago

Cognitohazard on the grassy knoll

[-] theodewere@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago

true in so many ways

[-] csfirecracker@lemmyf.uk 13 points 11 months ago

My favourite theory. "His head just did that"

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 10 points 11 months ago

Kennedy suddenly dreamed up a basilisk

[-] SuckMyWang@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

That’s a dangerous idea you’re playing with

[-] theodewere@kbin.social 4 points 11 months ago

"DROP YOUR IDEA AND SLOWLY BACK AWAY"

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)
this post was submitted on 16 Oct 2023
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