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submitted 11 months ago by Albin7326@suppo.fi to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml
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[-] TunaCowboy@lemmy.world 61 points 11 months ago

Have you considered learning how to read a stacktrace?

[-] ZeroCool@feddit.ch 47 points 11 months ago

Jokes on you, I don't even know how to read.

[-] ekky43@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 11 months ago

Damn, got us good!

[-] erogenouswarzone@lemmy.ml 11 points 11 months ago

It is 2023 my brother in christ! We deserve better error outputs than a stack trace.

  1. Tell me what line in my file caused the error,
  2. Tell me the values of the variables involved,
  3. Then you can have the stack trace.

Why are we pretending like these error messages are acceptable in 2023?!

[-] segfault@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago
so said EVELYN the modified DOG

(This is not just a Zappa quote, but an actual error description from the Small Device C Compiler.)

[-] trash80@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 11 months ago

Well, everyone knows what that means.

[-] Yawnder@lemmy.zip 3 points 11 months ago

I can't tell if that was sarcasm or not. If it was, you got me. If it wasn't, then that's quite a big lack of understanding of what's actually happening.

[-] pingveno@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago

Tell me the values of the variables involved,

There be dragons! Sounds like a good way to get passwords/secrets logged.

this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2023
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