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[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 46 points 1 year ago (5 children)
[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You cannot convince me this is not a child. This is baby's first reddit atheist moment (and I say this as a reddit atheist).

[–] HumanBehaviorByBjork@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did the Rathiests ever actually read the fairytales they mocked?

[–] NewAcctWhoDis@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A lot were probably raised religious.

so was i but I don't know what that shit was about

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

The Reddit-brained preoccupation with "adults" magically showing up to solve problems and the problem makers being seen as "infants" does speak of immaturity, but that immaturity can sometimes last a lifetime, especially with the "my old man kicked my ass and I turned out FINE" ![grillman](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/b674f45a-ed3b-4a2b-995b-189c052d6d7f.png "emoji grillman") crowd.

[–] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The most Reddit comment to ever exist. Only missing a porn reference and the word "bacon" in there.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Kuori@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

this made me stop being an atheist.

there is a hell and we are in it right now

[–] silent_water@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

no one makes me rethink my atheism as fast as a reddit atheist. I've resolved to never read anything they've written in order to keep the philosophical underpinnings of the way I think on firm ground.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago

Weaponized "both sides" brainworms wishing psychological torment, suffering, and death on "both sides" to be like a bloodsoaked god of smugness among men. ![hypersus](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/8affc1ea-b6f9-44ce-8dc9-d744d3396da1.png "emoji hypersus")

[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"why not just deploy some dual faithed Messiah figurehead"

He's actually asking for CIA Jesus?

[–] Adkml@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago

"Why don't we just trick all the simple minded brown people with a shiny new religion?"

Gee I wonder why Americans have a global reputation as being somehow both condescending and self righteous and simultaneously dumber than dogshit.

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I blame Dune for injecting this idea into Liberal minds

[–] machiabelly@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Except in dune it was a hundred years long project done by a powerful cabal with magical powers.

And the messiah had literally all the best magical powers.

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It certainly sharpened the edge on their pizza cutter of a pointless take. I'm a Dune enjoyer and it fucking sucks when people derive bad ideas from it.

[–] zed_proclaimer@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yeah obviously in dune it’s shown as bad because it basically kicked off the biggest genocide of all time

[–] UlyssesT@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Some galaxy brains just nod along to the "Golden Path" and see the entire galaxy wide atrocity campaign as justified because of what was scribbled in later to justify it after Frank Herbert died. Terminal stage "means to an end" thinking.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

![smuglord](https://hexbear.net/pictrs/image/97a4a756-428f-4517-846a-1c810805ad28.png "emoji smuglord") Have they considered just not believing in a freaking sky wizard, since that's all this conflict is really about?

I took a look at their profile, and found casual ableism and misanthropy, the ![reddit-logo](https://www.hexbear.net/pictrs/image/4aac8007-876f-4c7f-936d-b7eabf506ef4.png "emoji reddit-logo") runs deep.