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[–] FunkyStuff@hexbear.net 57 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The Pope didn't even say anything incorrect at all in the video. He didn't explicitly say the boy's dad went to heaven, just said that God smiles upon the dad's act of baptizing his children. What, was the Pope supposed to tell the kid that his baptism didn't count and God looks down at him with scorn like some kind of illegitimate child?

[–] zifnab25@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

What, was the Pope supposed to tell the kid that his baptism didn't count

If you don't baptize the kid with holy water from the Champagne region of Heaven, you don't get embraced with God's True Love. You just get sparkling salvation.

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago
  • Impossible water
  • “I can’t believe” it’s not holy water
[–] GreenTeaRedFlag@hexbear.net 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I do get the joke, but because we're obsessed with making people Catholic we can technically use any water, any liquid in an emergency.

[–] PbSO4@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago

It wasn't an emergency, but I made 60% of a Catholic once by blessing 80 proof rum and performing a baptism upon request at a party

[–] Facebones@reddthat.com 17 points 1 year ago

I mean, if we're supposed to take religion seriously as anything other than the purposefully explicit backdrop of bigoted fascism, then yes words should mean things.

yes. sins of the father and all