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Lung extensions (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to c/memes@lemmy.ml
 

Image of a hand holding a small business card. Card reads:

Dr Crobar’s Lung Extensions Shh! Don't tell anyone I handed you this card

With extended lungs you can: • Scream longer • Breathe harder • Brag about extended lungs

This procedure is not legal but I will do it for you. Do not tell the police or my family

extendedlungs@gmail.com

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[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Anyone brave enough to send an email? Curious what he charges.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 82 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

I sent an email. Will update with update.

Update: received automated response. Response

[–] happyhippo@feddit.it 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So let us know how it went on Thursday, mate.

Otherwise, it's been nice knowing you 👍🏻

[–] eatham@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

He did not tell us. RIP

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago

It’s illegal due to high mortality rate made me lol. Probably ≈100%

[–] dalekcaan@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago
[–] lhamil64@programming.dev 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] MDKAOD@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The picture of the business card in the OP is the same picture used in the site linked in the email (and in your post)

[–] Wage_slave@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago

That shit it absolute genius.

[–] edifyyo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Where does the link to learn more information about the procedure point?

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 1 points 1 year ago

Thanks! Do you mind dropping him an offer and sharing the response too?