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Incredibly this is real.
Source: https://www.justice.gov/media/1318381/dl?inline
Wow, this guy's search history reads like a 12 year old trying to find porn online. Also that search history gets even more pathetic on the second page.
Yeah that's the one where he searches on reddit!
https://lemmy.world/comment/4199454
In all fairness, due to the sheer size of Reddit the likelihood of a drunk expert-in-that-specific-thing that rejoices in oversharing their very specific knowledge is not 0%. Dude was desperate.
We know his perfect answer was probably buried 12 subcomments deep on a 6 year old hentai thread, though. Only written online as the result of said aforementioned expert butting into an argument about pillow exports or something. Out of reach. Forever lost to the vast expanse of the internet.
Anywho, sucks for that guy. He’s in prison now because his google search landed him in North Korea.
to be fair, the ones that don't look like a 12 year old probably weren't caught.
Concerning that the government can get all that personal info about a person.
The search warrants must get broad in a hurry when the case involves attempted transfer of classified information to unfriendly governments.
They asked Google what his search history was. A search history he could have chosen to delete if he wasn't such an unbelievable pillock. We are hardly talking about Ninety Eightty Four here.