Lol. I used to drive a Mazda B2200 and it was exactly like this. To accelerate at a socially acceptable rate in that thing you had no choice but to mash the gas pedal all the way to the floor. I actually tested its top speed at one point and it could almost do 80mph with a tail wind on a slight downward slope. Speeding? Officer, you ought to be giving me a medal, not a ticket.