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Behind The Scenes (kerala.party)

submitted 1 year ago by Albin9326@kerala.party to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Not even a progress bar smh

[–] Helluin@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

progress bars: too fake for hollywood

[–] rclkrtrzckr@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They just don't know how to code this properly. To look real, it should go quickly to 95%, stall there for some minutes, go back to 91.7% and then take ages to 99.9%

[–] Bandicoot_Academic@lemmy.one 4 points 1 year ago

And then hang on 100% for hours before finaly crashing

[–] Bandicoot_Academic@lemmy.one 1 points 1 year ago

And then hang on 100% for hours before finaly crashing