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See, it's this trying to be overly friendly nonsense I hate about JS. If you need semicolons, demand them. Don't make it seem like you don't then make your code break because it hudes that you do. My first orogramming job was at large multinational japanese motor company and they had a hard rule over no in house exe's or opensource software. So the compromise was doing everything in JS. JS refused to listen to me on doing a single threaded for loop, just run the loop, wait a moment, run the next one, wait a moment...
JS, don't help me, just do as I say