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[-] wersooth@lemmy.ml 20 points 1 year ago

Anwser the phone like "Hello, Justice Department, how may I help you?" for a 85% chance for a "Sorry wrong call" :D

[-] TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

" you've reached the state justice department, this is Maurice speaking, this call may be recorded, how can I assist you today "

[-] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

"Welcome to Papa's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic where yesterday's loss is today's sauce. How may I help you?"

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