Dad Jokes

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I asked my dog what’s two minus two. He said nothing. (suppo.fi)

submitted 1 year ago by Albin7326@suppo.fi to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] Darkard@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So.. so I was talking to my doooog the other day... heh... I was... I was talking to him and aaaaah he didn't have ahh much to say. Ive ahh been teaching him MAAAAATH ya see... ahhhh....an ahhh... i asked him.. I ah asked him WHATS ahh two... minus two... and ahh he ahhh... he said nothing.. so he got that one right eehh?

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I can hear it.