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So Jesus is fossil fuel? (lemmy.world)
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[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

At the end of the Bible, Jesus is said to have ascended to heaven. For Jesus to power the vehicle he would have had to die and been buried.

Ironically this person may be saying the Bible isn’t true, he didn’t ascend, he was human like us and died like us and became part of the carbon cycle like us.

[–] Spliffman1@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Wtf Everybody else, according to you guys, goes to heaven and they leave their bodies here. Why would he be the only one to take his physical body up there? His physical body should be just like everybody else, worm food