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‘COME AND TAKE IT’: Congressman Introduces Amendment to Ensure ‘Access to Delicious and Nutritious’ Chocolate Milk (www.mediaite.com)

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[+] skellener@kbin.social -7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You don’t need any animal products.

[–] SuiXi3D@kbin.social 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Need, no, but our bodies have literally evolved to more easily get the nutrients we require from animals.

We’re just animals ourselves. We can’t pretend we’re not omnivores. So I’ll be having my chicken salad with real chicken, thanks.

[–] TimeNaan@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago

Not from other animals milk. That's why so many people are lactose intolerant.

[–] 3laws@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago

You are technically correct (the best kind of correct), but just as IRL or Reddit, someone will point out literally the extremes of society, extremely rare allergies/genetic conditions or poorly based and outdated research about amino acids and proteins.

But anyway, that's besides the point this guy bending over to the cow milking industry.