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‘COME AND TAKE IT’: Congressman Introduces Amendment to Ensure ‘Access to Delicious and Nutritious’ Chocolate Milk (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We need to go get a Lacadaemonian from history and bring them here so that they can die from the cringe of quoting μολὼν λαβέ in the context of a children's beverage.

Ideally they would die on the floor of the senate, like a demonstrative snowball.

[–] potterpockets@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 year ago

Eh they’d prob just stand there and shake their head while brushing their hair.