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[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 28 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Real talk though, bonemeal is high in phosphorus, a plant macronutrient. I do not actually suggest using human bones

[–] demonquark@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Is there really no downsides to eating the rich?

[–] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] knorke3@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

but the rich are made out of plastic, no?

[–] ArcticLynx@feddit.de 9 points 1 year ago

plastic is unhealthy to eat

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

The meat might be tender, but if they're US billionaires they'll likely have abnormally high salt content. Just something to be aware if you have high cholesterol

[–] Gamey@feddit.de 4 points 1 year ago

Humanity might actually survive climate change, depending on your viewpoint that could probably be a negative!

[–] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

And it grows saplings instantly

[–] ubermeisters@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's calcium phosphate still right not just phosphorus?

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)
[–] ubermeisters@lemmy.world -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is like saying PLA is biodegradable lmao

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] ubermeisters@lemmy.world -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Really though. The article I link to shows it's uptake in plants and improvement in soil available P

[–] ubermeisters@lemmy.world -2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

~~Nobody actually cares though~~ SatansMaggotyCumFart may care, but I dont, you do realize that.. you're trying to make some point but this is a fucking meme community dude..

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thank you, Satan's maggoty cum farts!

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

What piece of equipment is that track shovel for?

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 year ago

A dozer, I suppose, if I had to pick.

I used mine for digging. Lots. Lots and lots of digging. I put the entire rodentia order to shame

[–] ubermeisters@lemmy.world -4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

i think you were supposed to say your username in there somehow, the rest of us are all doing it

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Dude, why would you say that?

This is a fucking meme community.

[–] ubermeisters@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Ladies and gentlemen, the esteemed SatansMaggoryCumFart has spoken!!!

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm just over here, doing my thing. Talking about soil amendments and living my life.

You don't have to comment if you find my stuff boring. In the meantime, I'll keep on doing what suits me; educating people like @satansmaggotycumfart@lemmy.world below for instance

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're sending really mixed signals.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just really like soil amendments. And mixed signals.

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

But not mixed amendments and soil signals? Just checking.

[–] Gamey@feddit.de 3 points 1 year ago

Just imagine how much CO2 will never get released if you plant a tree with rich peoples bones!

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

All this talk of eating the rich, when we should really use the rich as fertilizer. This has the side benefit of allowing one to include their vegan or vegetarian friends.