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In case you forgot. (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] desmosthenes@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I still use PHP in like 1/8 client projects - it’s fast as shit now ^^ lolol

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

I’ve been a PHP developer for 20 years. I concur.

[–] blackn1ght@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Serious question: what's the use case for using PHP in greenfield projects? Is the client dictating the use of PHP or your own choice?

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

I use PHP as a back end language for an API. The front end is Vue. It’s fast as fuck, runs anywhere, doesn’t need tons of dependencies, and just does what I want it to.

The environment is all on-premise, so that does limit our options… but I’d still pick PHP.