this post was submitted on 24 Sep 2023
336 points (100.0% liked)
Jokes and Humor
6206 readers
14 users here now
A broad community for text and image based jokes, humor, and memes.
This community's icon was made by Aaron Schneider, under the CC-BY-NC-SA 4.0 license.
founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
"What if I accidentally forgot to leave the stainless steel cutout with a ruler, can opener, screwdriver, saw, and a couple blade edges on it?"
...nah, I always carry it in my wallet, right next to the ~~firestarter~~ fresnel lens.
I carried one of those utility cards in my wallet for years, it almost always got through airport security, 5 or 6 times it was fine, once it got taken out, looked at, and put back in, then eventually they took it. RIP card.
If you manage to hijack an airplane using a credit card sized multitool, honestly you should be given that plane and a medal.
If I'm really quiet I can just start unscrewing stuff, then everything becomes a weapon!