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submitted 1 year ago by Facelikeapotato@lemmy.ml to c/humor@beehaw.org

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[–] dingleberry@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Someone could've hidden some stash in your bag while you weren't looking, hoping to recover it post landing. So keep an eye on your luggage.

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And even if not, how do you know you didn’t step on a tiny yet detectable grain of hashish on the way to the airport? Someone ended up in jail in Dubai for “smuggling” such a grain on the sole of their shoe.

[–] matengor@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd like to hear their story!

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 points 1 year ago

That may have been the 90s DJ Grooverider. I know he got jailed in Dubai for having some impracticably small quantity of drugs on him at the airport.